
Cairo Chronicle, Issue #9, March 15th, 2000
February and March have seen temperatures and weather here that would make
any Texas weatherman proud. There was the cold weather, then the warm weather,
then the freezing weather, then the rainy weather, then the hot weather,
then the cold weather again, mixed in with a sprinkle or two of rain for
good measure. They say this week is supposed to be sunny -- I'm not sure
that forecast can be entirely trusted.
Andrea Colfack, Barbara's mother, was here for a delightful two-week visit.
Her husband, Neal, was unable to join her -- and from all accounts sorely
wished otherwise. Andrea's first outing -- a trip to the pyramids of Giza
-- proved she could hold her own. She was approached by a young child offering
her some touristy souvenirs -- an auspicious begining to her stay. She haggled
out a price, saying she didn't have any money (the prices, by the way, magically
dropped each time she refused). She had left her wallet in the taxi we helped
her attain for the purpose. The young boy followed her, as would seem only
natural. Noticing the American tourist being followed to her taxi by one
of their own, other vendors sent "ambassadors" to her taxi, asking
her to purchase THEIR souvenirs. By the time all was said and done, Andrea
had purchased more than she had intended, but loving every ounce of the
experience.
Because we were in school, teaching, for most of the two weeks Andrea was
here, our excursions were confined to the weekends. Our first weekend was
spent in Dahab, a beautiful spot on the east coast of the Sinai peninsula.
We decided to take the overnight bus, thinking we would get some sleep...NOT!
All night long, music blared, movies played on a small video screen, and
a hostess came by to sell us over-priced snacks. Todd and Andrea managed
to get a little sleep, but all Barbara managed to do was finish an entire
paperback. Completely worth the trip, though. Dahab was peaceful,
sunny and relaxing. Andrea snorkeled, while Todd and Barbara laid
in the sun, reading and napping. (The water was a bit cold, but Andrea
said "I came all the way here, and I might not be back, so I'm going
in, even if you aren't!) We wanted to go to the Monastery of St. Catherine's
on Mt. Sinai the next day, but wouldn't you know it - the Pope's Egyptian
visit was the same weekend, and he wanted to see the monastery. They
closed ALL roads to the public. Sigh. The trip back was loud
but uneventful, except that Barbara and Andrea almost got left in Suez (the
restaurant promised we had 25 minutes)! One of the interesting features
of the mountains of Sinai is the plethora of color in the strata. Some mountains
are composed of brown, green and red rock strata, while others are white
and gray, while yet others include other combinations of these colors. The
mixtures are marvelous to view. The mountains near Dahab were not only breathtakingly
beautiful, but magnificently multicolored. The wonders of nature never cease.
During the week Barbara and Andrea went to the Egyptian museum. It
was Barbara's first time. Even though she'd heard that the place was
very disorganized, it wasn't as bad as she thought. And there were
so many beautiful and fascinating artifacts! We concentrated on the
second floor, finally finding the King Tut exhibit. The golden mask
is simply gorgeous! We only spent about 2 hours there, but could have
spent many days, if we had taken time for each artifact.
Later that week, we went on a dinner cruise. It may have been only a cruise...in
a taxi... if Barbara and I hadn't stopped what seemed at the time frustratingly
farcical.
We had planned a dinner cruise with the Marriott hotel in Cairo with Andrea,
when a travel agency, with which we were slightly acquainted, invites us
all for a free dinner cruise, which we are required to postpone. Because
of a slight mix-up the week of the cruise, we are offered a 60 LE cruise
(about $15 for all three of us). A driver is to meet us, and take us to
the boat. Would we still be interested? Of course. We leave our flat to
meet the driver a little before 7 p.m. Barbara assumes the driver would
be in a taxi. About twelve zillion taxis zoom down the main street, so Todd
wonders how we would ever find the "right" taxi to use. After
seeing a large taxi stop in front of us, we assume this must be the one.
After enquiring, we hop in only to be asked.. "fayn?" -- "where?"
At this point, Todd tells Barbara and Andrea to get out of the taxi. This
is NOT the correct one. Good news, however, is to be had here. We do find
our taxi driver-- on the other side of the four-lane divided roadway. Andrea
-- who was deathly afraid of crossing the street to begin with -- nearly
flees across the street in panic as we calmly try to encourage her across.
As any expat here can tell you, crossing major streets in Egypt is an adventure
in itself. The correct taxi driver picks us up, and drives us downtown in
relatively obnoxious traffic. The taxi driver here cannot be blamed; the
traffic this particular evening was just atypically congested. As we get
downtown, the taxi driver takes a circuitous route to a still unknown location,
where he asks our pardon and includes a fourth person to our cruise party.
The addition was a young Japanese tourist, in his early twenties is our
guess, who barely spoke English, let alone Arabic. Crammed into a three-seater
taxi, all four of us go from this place to the Nile River. The driver has
been dispatched by the travel agent, and has been given the name of a dinner
cruise landing site. But when the driver attempts to locate the correct
landing site of the cruise, he comes up short. The driver is now late. Our
dinner cruise had been set for 8 p.m., and the time must be 8:30 p.m. when
he finally stops to ask directions. Ever the dauntless driver, intent on
finding a cruise that both Barbara and Todd are convinced was long gone,
our taxi chauffer drives us through the streets of Cairo for an additional
half hour. Luckily, Barbara remembers that the Marriott cruise reservations
she had made had not been canceled. We are hungry. It is now 9 p.m. We hadn't
eaten anything since about 10:45 a.m. or so. We ask the driver if he could
take us to the Marriott, but he is reluctant because of the the Japanese
tourist he has been asked to steward. We then are obliged to get out of
the taxi (dissatisfied is hardly the word) and hail yet another taxi to
take us to the Marriott in Zamaalek. The two-hour dinner cruise at the Marriott
does not start until 10:30 p.m. So we wait, and arrive a little early to
secure a table. Dare we say that the rest of the evening was spectacular?!
Well, we will. It was. The food, the ambience, the aromas, the surprise
wedding party, the belly dancer (Todd especially liked her!), and the musicians,
were excellent finishes to a rough night. After the cruise, our ride back
to Heliopolis was perhaps the most pleasant taxi ride Barbara and I can
ever remember sharing. The cabbie played classical music (!!!!!) instead
of the traditional Arabic fare, and took a very direct route at a comfortable
pace. We arrived home in less than a half-hour after the cruise -- about
1 a.m. We paid the cabbie well, thank you.
Alexandria was our next weekend excursion. We went by train, and had very
little trouble getting ourselves to the correct track and on the correct
train. Our ability to read and speak Arabic helped immensely in this regard.
Once in Alexandria, we checked into our hotel rooms. After putting our things
away, we ate lunch in the hotel, hailed a cab, and were deposited in front
of the Greek & Roman Museum. The exhibits were interesting, though not
very well documented. Clothes with embroidery from pre-Christian times could
be seen, as well as mummified humans and a mummified crocodile. The crocodile
was found in a temple dedicated to a crocodile god. Very well preserved
busts/heads of Roman emperors of the Christian era, clay jars and figurines
depicting Alexandrian dress styles of the same era, and numerous household
gods and trinkets were on display. After this, we opted to go to the Roman
Amphitheater, located near the train station. The amphitheater was occupied
by a raucus group of (we think) Italian students on holiday. They sang lewd
songs in both Italian and English, and generally seemed to have fun. After
watching and listening to them for about 30 minutes, they were obliged to
leave with their tour guide. The amphitheater being empty, Barbara and Todd
investigated the amphitheater for that one spot that has the best acoustical
sound. It was marked with a circular stone. Once found, Andrea prompted
Todd & Barbara to sing. Choosing a holiday favorite, "O Holy Night,"
they sang in that small amphitheater. Someone from the hill behind us surprised
us with applause. After the amphitheater, we went back to the hotel and
spent the rest of the evening there. Our dinner was less than exceptional.
Not only was the service lousy (admitted so by the waitstaff), but many
a food substitution was made that made the meal less than exquisite. For
the price we paid, we could have gone elsewhere and received much more.
The next day, we spent the morning at Pompeii's Pillar, a massive single-stone
pillar with two noseless sphinxes guarding it. While it seems unimpressive
in pictures, the opposite is true in reality. After this quick stop, we
were shuttled to the Catacombs. By this time, Todd was out of disks
for the digital camera, and they were going to make him pay the camera fee
anyway. So he sat outside, while Barbara and Andrea explored the crypts
under the ground. There were statues and carvings along the walls
of several of the tombs, while others were just slots in the wall, like
a modern mausoleum.
Folks around here are getting ready for Spring Break, and the week-long
Islamic feast of Eid Al-Adha. The feast reportedly commemorates Abraham's
sacrifice of a ram/sheep in the place of his son, Ishmael, as recorded in
the Koran. Some of you Bible and Torah readers will note a big difference:
Abraham is asked by God to sacrifice Isaac, not Ishamel, in the Genesis
account. The differences aside, at least for now, lead us to a stark reality.
Sheep have invaded our neighborhood by the truckload. And, yes, we mean
TRUCKload. In fact, there is an apartment being built on the corner of our
street that has sheep grazing(?) and penned in on its street entry level.
It's quite a sight, actually. Imagine a shell of a high-rise with sheep
inhabiting the ground floor uninhibited by glass and walls, with construction
equipment (brinks, mortar, saws, concrete sacks, sand, etc.) within spitting
distance. The bleating of the sheep can be heard as well, though the incessant
honk of horns and roar of traffic muffles them somewhat. During the feast,
the sheep are ritually slaughtered. Devout Muslims will then place their
hands in the sheep's blood, and mark their possessions (cars, family members,
houses, etc.) with the blood. We have come to understand that the odor of
blood will be smelled for days after the feast, and to expect to see blood-stained
handprints on almost anything we see. The meat of the slaughtered sheep
is then taken home and eaten by the devout. The custom during this time
is also to share the meat with the less fortunate, or those who cannot afford
to purchase and slaughter a sheep themselves.
We're off to Singapore today, to visit with Todd's aunt Rosemary and uncle
Mel. We'll tell you all about that visit in the next letter.
Love,
Todd and Barbara Thomas
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